This is a response to a most grievous accusation that I simply cannot stand by and let… stand. Please, let me explain:
A while back I had a certain young lady and her…well, the family I should say, had a certain young lady and her brother over to the house for dinner. After dinner
I hate to disagree but:
Those were strategic dough maneuvers preformed with the most advanced cunning and wit! I spent whole seconds planning, organizing, and executing those so called “soldier advancements” Bah!! Those dough boys don’t stand up on their own you know! I had to motivate them! To do that, I had to use one of my most brilliant motivational tactics too date…”Anyone that falls behind…is executed.” *cough* Thankfully, a good many of them fell behind cause I was really hungry…but that’s not the point! Those little guys did what they had to do in order to get the job done! For that, I am proud of them.
For those that had served faithfully and with honor, I let them retire to the oven. However, before they do I give them this little speech in my head. (Military grade dough, or Dough Boys as I call them, can communicate telepathically you know.) Anyway, this is what I think:
Dough Boys, you served with honor and had a great deal of faith in your commanding dictator. You have had friends and brothers fall behind, or I should say you had LET them fall behind. For that I am grateful. As you go forth into your solid state remember this! Cookies LEAD the way!
“Soldier Advancements!” HA! I immortalized them!
*Note* To all those who do not understand a thing I am saying...Sorry, it's the Fogarty Family! Where everyone else has secrets, we have inside jokes.
Cheers!
